Choosing between roommates

John was a terrible roommate, he kept leaving trash everywhere, he played videogames, he smoked pot and drank beer all day, he always left the kitchen sink with a mess of dirty dishes, he went days without taking a shower.

On the other hand, Jane also kept leaving trash everywhere, she played videogames, she smoked pot and drank beer all day, she always left the kitchen sink with a mess of dirty dishes, she went days without taking a shower; but she was incredibly hot, and loved to please me and give me blowjobs. 

I might’ve transformed John into Jane, their personalities might be the same, but Jane is for sure an upgrade. Of course I choose her.



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