Alice

As cliche as it sounds, it all happened when I was reading a book under a tree shade in my backyard. I almost fell asleep when I noticed a white rabbit running and looking at his watch.

I decided to follow him, he entered a rabbit hole, and well, I followed him. I crawled through it, and when I emerged on the other side the rabbit spoke English to me. “Alice! You’re back!” He said.

I realized I was wearing Alice’s iconic dress, and not only that, I had the body to match. I was a 21 year old Alice. That’s the moment I realized being a guy was no longer in the cards. A handsome man, about my age, dressed in a mad hatter’s costume, said hi, he helped up, and with nonsensical words he invited me to his place, where we would celebrate our unbirthdays.